cool your tools

a work friendly way to say calm your tits ; the only way to tell a bitch to calm down

Margaret: omg I fucking hate you
Bob: cool your tools margaret

by coolyourtools September 8, 2016

Cool Your Engine

When a man leaves his hard penis in ice, and a woman takes a hot shower and as you can imagine it can really cool her engine.

Her: My body is hot right now, I'm sweating.
Him: Let me get a'hold of you and cool your engine.

by Brando Cal-Risian May 15, 2021

Cool Your Bananas

to go do a bunch of random time and space altering things to get a bag that stores your bananas safe of rot.

Hey guy, you should go cool your bananas, but try not to destroy the space-time continuum while you're at it!

by koolyourbananas February 19, 2021

Cool your juice.

Relax; chill out; calm down; slow down

FRIEND: We're late! Hurry up!

YOU: Cool your juice. I'm going as fast as I can.

by 3976ty8hui August 14, 2010

Take a picture with Mr V if your cool

If you take a picture with Mr Vallero your the best person alive.

I take a picture with mr v if your cool

by take a picture with mr v June 7, 2022

cool your lip

cool your lip is a phrase where you tell someone to calm down for arguing with somebody.

“hey you there! *argues and squabbles*”
“yo, cool your lip blud.”

by ṭwohands October 22, 2024