An intense sexual act where two big black men wearing a turquoise shirt and blue jeans walk into a sauna with you, turn off the lights, and proceed to ride you double cowgirl style at lightning speeds while saying “The Nether” repeatedly. This replicates the intense heat and low visibility of the nether, as a black man will both be sitting on your face as you navigate the inner workings of his asshole, and another will be riding your chicken. Once finished, a Molotov cocktail will be inserted into your rectum and ignited. Because the unbearable heat may lead to heat stroke, it is often followed by a Water Bucket Release in order to cool off, while also extinguishing your scorching testicles.
Ex. Aydin walked into the sauna after swimming, but two black dudes walked into and turned off the lights. Judging by the explosion, they must have hit him with The Nether.
by The Muntologist July 8, 2025
Get the The Nether mug.1. A thicc pendulous shlong containing lots of grey matter able to perform specialist form of coitus maths to calculate the speed, trajectory, and angel in which to penetrate an orifice of choice and deposit a specific volume of gentlemen’s gel.
2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
2. A thick, hairy, swamp sack with its own weather report.
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker.”
Eg. “Wow, that dense nethers hit me in the right spot”
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
Eg. “That dense Nethers needs a weed whacker and sump pump.”
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konner: i like it in the butt like the nether butter
jaden: me too
konner: ok imma give you a hard time
jaden: hey 🤰💔
taygan: i miss my mans 🥲🥹🥹🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👖
jaden: me too
konner: ok imma give you a hard time
jaden: hey 🤰💔
taygan: i miss my mans 🥲🥹🥹🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤👖
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