National beat the crap out of tall people day

On October 23rd, you can beat the crap out of anyone over 5’6”

Consent not needed.

“I’m going to beat the crap out of you.”
“Wtf why?”
“It’s National beat the crap out of tall people day”

by Sponge87 October 21, 2021

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National beat the shit out of short people day

Beat the shit out of anyone under the height of 5’4, they aren’t allowed to fight back or run away.

by Not Shre July 1, 2022

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it’s National Cancel “The Boyz😈🥶🥶” Day today let’s go stomp on their consoles

by darceycornell13 March 24, 2021

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November 5th, we celebrate the bond between two bros, or homies.

“ homie it’s November 5th.”
“So?”
“it’s National Kiss The Homie Goodnight Day.”
“ give me a kiss bro.”
“No homo man”

by a.gay.they November 2, 2021

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On December 26, post your thickest friend, girlfriend, or best friend. This day is for the thickest of the thick.

I posted Beyoncé today, she’s thick.
I love National post the thickest girl you know day.

by Thick girl day December 25, 2020

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On the 19th of March you can suck a homie’s dick and it’s not considered gay or sus.

Jake- Aye imma suck your dick
Caleb-Bro that’s sus.
Jake- Nah it’s National suck the homie’s dicks day we good.
Caleb-Bet

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Person #1: why you post him?
Person #2: its national post the opps day that’s why I posted him

by Mr.ebk October 15, 2021

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