Shitstika

Fecal matter resembling the once prominent symbol of the commander of the Third Richè.

Person 1: omg I genuinely got shit coming out my ass but I also want to open the pathway to Agartha... what to do?
Person 2: the prophecy commands that you can smear your poop in a shitstika to revive Adolf.
Person 1: (lokirkinly opens the gates and Adolf genuinely comes through and Kirk's everyone)

Shitstika by Devin Maher January 8, 2026