Matthias Cookesworth

Nabs kids, sees minute old bits and probably has a 1 inch dick.

This grade A wrongun has become infamous due to his behaviour and is a well known miscreant. Typically hangs around the Highlands In his car by Fisher Price trying to tryout some of the local cuisine.

In his spare time he loiters around Betfred shagging bike locks.

Le Small: My juice tastes funny.
Matthias Cookesworth: Cosby Time ;)

by Epikkun December 29, 2019

Sloppy Matthias

The act of using someone's hair as a fleshlight while sitting on their penis.

Matthias: good gosh my hairs now covered in cum

Oliver: I guess that's why they call it a Sloppy Matthias!

by anonymous April 24, 2025

Matthias

He is the goat, better than lebron, better than playboi Carti, better than every one on earth. He is simply the best friend anyone can ask for. He is nice to me.

Hey did y'all see Matthias

by grithardgambler May 20, 2025