by Princeouma February 25, 2021
Get the Keeley poo playmug. by chanhee.f4iry April 28, 2021
Get the keeley bloomfield malikmug. The most beautiful girl, she has the most gorgeous smile, and the most pretty eyes, she will always be there to have a chat with you and make you smile, she will always love to be around you if you get close, she is not afraid to open up to anyone and she’s the most perfect girl in the world she will treat you as one of her own, she is dead set perfect
by breustyyyy April 18, 2022
Get the Keeleymug. 
by koalakxox January 16, 2022
Get the keeleymug. A keeley cannot be described most of the time.
They are unpredictable...until you get to know them.
They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly.
Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis.
A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends.
A keeley can never have an original thought.
We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley.
A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK.
A keeley is always a virgin.
If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction.
Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
They are unpredictable...until you get to know them.
They are complete pricks and need therapy 24/7, but that wouldn't even help their obsession of true crime and anime sadly.
Keeleys are always a little bit gay and when you confront them about it they will get very defensive until they realise that the girl crush was actually a gay crisis.
A keeley will love anyone who even looks at them a certain way, you accidentally touched their arm? In love. You gestured towards them? They are looking at all your social media accounts. And if you even look at them they'll probably find out your mother's maiden name before the lesson ends.
A keeley can never have an original thought.
We all know that a keeley is born pale and can easily blind you if your eyes come in contact with their skin in the sunlight. Kind of like twilight but even that movie is much more entertaining than a keeley.
A pro of having a keeley is that their parents are fucking stunners BUT DONT YOU EVER ADMIT THAT OR THEY WILL ATTACK.
A keeley is always a virgin.
If your name is Lucian, stay far away from a keeley. They would do anything for you literally ANYTHING for you to just look in their direction.
Thank you for reading my expose on a keeley, it took me many years of being an undercover friend to acquire this information and I will be sending this to many higher ups to collect all of the keeleys as they are a danger to the human race.
Me: Keeley what are you doing?
Keeley: I'm SiMpInG oVeR gEnShIn ChArAcTeRs
Me: This is why your family doesn't love you
Keeley: WOW
Keeley: I'm SiMpInG oVeR gEnShIn ChArAcTeRs
Me: This is why your family doesn't love you
Keeley: WOW
by Sadlybritishandgay July 21, 2022
Get the Keeleymug. well what can i say keeley killackey is a girl you will completely love. she has been the love of my life for ages and i will never let her go. she is really funny and really sweet, she is loved by all. sometimes she can be a slag but most people love her for it. althought she is taken she always gets boys and is really fit.
by keeleylover January 21, 2012
Get the keeley killackeymug.