part 1 buff guys: British blokes use magic sunlight to kill vampire (not yet gay) that keeps surviving impossible situations
part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock
part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now
part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever
part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part
part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost
part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight
part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
part 2 buff guys: Wacky 🇺🇸guy, 🇨🇮guy, and old lady use magic sunlight to kill ancient aztec macho-man vampires that wants a red rock
part 3 still buff: black guy, gay edgy teen, 🇯🇵guy, 🇫🇷guy, wacky 🇺🇸guy, and annoying dog travel za worldo to kill gay vampire from part 1 who survived an impossible situation. No magic sunlight, we have buff punchy ghosts invented by gay vampire now
part 4 less buff: 2 highschoolers (one gay), midget, manga artist, and no longer edgy guy that’s now a marine biologist kill the coolest serial killer with a hand fetish ever
part 5 no buff beyond this point: Blonde teenager the son of gay vampire, zipper guy, 🔫guy, 🖤guy, ✈️guy, crazy poison guy, cute girl (daughter of boss), and crippled 🇫🇷guy from part 3 (he will turn into a 🐢)kill 🏳️ ⚧️ boss of a mafia organization in 🇮🇹 because “say no to drugs.” Everyone’s gay in this part
part 6: Daughter of marine biologist, plankton from spongebob, ctrl c+ctrl v girl, ghost kid, weather guy, and non binary guy kill gay black priest that loved gay vampire guy. The priest is trying to pokemon evolve his punchy ghost
part 7: Cripple and wacky guy tries to win horse race across america but decided to compete with the US president in collecting the body parts of Jesus Christ instead. Spinning magic replace sunlight
part 8: dude really has 2 pairs of nutsacks bruh, wackiest shit ever
by Just another writer tater December 20, 2022
Get the JoJo’s Bizarre Adventuremug. A wholesome memeish anime that's about a guy with a nickname of "Jojo" going around and killing Vampires, people, fictional creatures. But usually be an origin of a fucking normie that only talks about Jojokes all day.
A: Hey, what have you been doing?
B: I've been watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
A: What's that?
B: RODA ROLLA DA, ZA WARUDO, WRYYYYYYYYYYY, MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
A: Kill me please.
B: I've been watching Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
A: What's that?
B: RODA ROLLA DA, ZA WARUDO, WRYYYYYYYYYYY, MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA!
A: Kill me please.
by R3tr0_Alito December 11, 2019
Get the Jojo's Bizarre Adventuremug.