National Sweaty Balls Day

National Sweaty Balls Day Takes Place Every January 11th, All Men Are Required to Sniff Their Balls Atleast Once That Day, The Rule Being Upped to Atleast 10 Times if The Person is a Femboy. The Sweatier The Better
"Bro Ron, Today is National Sweaty Balls Day, You Know What That means!"
by Allastorm December 28, 2024
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Balls Inspection Day

On October 17th, you and the boys give each other an annual check up for health purposes. Such activities include mutual fondling and the ball durability test.
No way dude, it's Balls Inspection Day! Lemme dab up your little amigos down there.
by gaymfgayming August 18, 2022
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National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day
December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS
by 4BrainCells November 01, 2021
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