van Zeijl

Just the best way to have a hard time remembering someone's last name.

Hey what's your last name?
Oh it is van Zeijl.
What?
I know.

by Znjerp February 18, 2021

Dirty Zeil

The act of putting menstrual blood into a condom and diarrhea into another condom, then stapling the two condoms to the nipples of a 47 inch tall dwarf and then cut small holes into them and milk the dwarf into a girls mouth and cum in her mouth too to create a smoothie. If you wish, you can then kiss the girl so that she can share the smoothie with you or you can let her have all of it.

Ethan: OMG I need to show this girl a good time. She's so hot!!!
Zeil: Hey, have you of my namesake the "Dirty Zeil?"

Ethan: No?? What is it?
Zeil: Get me a dwarf and two condoms and I'll show you how to have a good time!!

by AwesomeCoolGuy2026 March 17, 2025