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squanches

A pair of two yeti like creatures that are common to North American "lifestyle" centers. They are slow-moving, peaceful creatures, usually covered in moss or fungus. They spend about 3/4 of their lives hibernating or preparing to. Non-dangerous unless you threaten their offspring or xannies. They typically form a symbiotic relationship with pan-american shithound.
God, they haven't moved for days. What a couple of squanches.
by Volktronn February 26, 2018
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Friend 1 : yo lets go to mcdonalds
Friend 2 : naa bro squanch dat lets go to wendys
by TMoney.99 March 15, 2016
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