macintosh

A computer that is great for people who don't want to do gaming and can run a special version of Microsoft office. Most people complain that the mac can't do games. This is true. However, Macs are not intended to be used for games. They are actually great for things like film making, graphic design, and other applications. However, it is not useful to the general public.

My Macintosh is great, but most people wouldn't like it, because it can't play "Doom"

by Fizzler December 24, 2006

macintosh

1. The hottest computer system in the world.
2. A type of apple.

Macs are too cool for examples.

by Lexa March 28, 2004

macintosh

a macintosh is a sucky computer that still sells!!

n00b:1 1uv m@c1n+05hes!!!
cool guy:i got a windows for $2000!!
better than that $6000 paper weight!!

by strawberryclock July 25, 2008

macintosh

more like macintrash!

kid 1:hey i bought a computer!
kid 2:lets go check it out!
kid 2:lets play grand theft auto!
kid 1:uhmmmm....
kid 2:ohh. its a macintrash!
............moral of the story is: macintosh is gay!

by jc1414 October 5, 2007

MACINTOSH

short for Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
only used by fools who do not prefer the much better Windows

Never use a MACINTOSH

by MACINT OSHIT January 23, 2009

Macintosh

Macintosh is the best type of computer available. It's often frowned upon by snooty PC enthusiasts who deem it useless and/or incapable of updating; however, it is now very easily updated. Also, Macs can run Windows, OS X, and Linux operating systems all at once! So there's no point in arguing that they can't use much software because they can run Windows applications. Also, they're faster, better in design, and simply more effective than your typical - or even your brand-new - PC.
The laptops are also stronger and have a much longer battery life.

Dude: Hey, I got this new PC and it's really cool! Glad I don't have a shitty Mac, cuz they have no programs.
Chick: Get out of the stone age, Macs have tons of programs and they're more efficient than any fuckin' PC. Get a Macintosh.
Dude: Stupid bitch! -shot-

by boil ur head July 5, 2008

Macintosh

A computer made by Apple. They come in many flavors as in the Mac Pro, the Mac mini, the MacBook Pro and Air, and then the iMac and the iMac Pro. They usually cost around 1,000USD to 5,000USD, so it's better to buy them second-hand.

On intel Macs, you can install Linux or Windows on them.

Person: "Did you see that new Macintosh? I think I might buy it."
Person 2: "Yeah you're better off getting that model of off eBay, It's way too expensive for what you get."

by TheInternetCar October 18, 2021