Fresno 4 u

in the middle of it; unsure
(referencing Fresno, California - the middle of California and no one knows whether it’s NorCal or SoCal…)

I dunno Jerry. I’m just kinda Fresno 4 u, ya know?

by Not Not Your Mom June 10, 2021

Fresno Nightcrawler

Fresno nightcrawler is an urban legend that is a cryptid often seen in CaliforniaThe Fresno Nightcrawler is an urban legend and a cryptid frequently reported in California. One notable sighting occurred on December 12, 2014, when a 60-year-old former Marine, who has not been named, and his wife were driving near Carmel. As they crested a hill, they spotted a 7-foot-tall, slender, gray creature, which later became known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.. One witness, a 60-year-old former marine yet to be named, and his wife were driving near Carmel on December 12, 2014 when they came up over a hill and saw a 7' tall, slender, gray creature which is now known as the Fresno Nightcrawler.

Someone: My neighbor saw the Fresno Nightcrawler in the security camera!
Someone 2: That's not a Fresno Nightcrawler. It's those tall among us creatures standing over 5' you stumped 10 toes 2 legs man!

by pseudonym1112 December 25, 2024

Fresno

Fresno is bad

“IM SOOOO EXCITED TO GO TO FRESNO!”

Other person “Be quiet shut up.”

by BL2Z3 June 23, 2021

Fresno fettuccine alfredo

so pretty much you take a fettuccine alfredo and dump it into a girls pussy and then u fuck her and nut in her pussy, then you eat the alfredo mix out from inside her. and if she keeps it hairy you wring out the excess into a cup and drink it.

-guy “yo, you wanna go do the fresno fettuccine alfredo?”

-girl “go fuck yourself”

by TheBigOKeepsTheBall January 12, 2026