caroldanvershusband

a fat bitch

@caroldanvershusband is a fat ass bitch who no one likes

by dhahjsjsjajsjaja April 3, 2022

Carolane

A sociopathic person, often 5'2", who likes to read

That person reading books is a Carolane

by OogaBooga72 April 25, 2023

Carolann

Positives About Carolann

. She's loyal to the core
. Has a heart of gold
. Independent

. Fearless
. Fucking hilarious

. Authentic in every way
. Naturally Beautiful

. Ridiculously strong
. Great cook
. Best lover to her partner
. Incredible mother

. Open minded
. Firm but fair
. Sexy as fuck
. Hard working

. Punctual

. Has a dirty laugh
. Articulate

. Very genuine
. Brave

. Caring

. Deep talker
. Very kind
. People Naturally open up to her
. Trustworthy

. Loving
. Emotionally intelligent

. Loves UFC

Negatives to some

. FIREY
. Can fight like a man
. Swears
. Sensitive

. Can be very inappropriate at times

. Loves vulgarity

. Dark sense of humour
. Doesn't like soaps or chick flicks
. Brutally honest... A little to much
. Likes her space

. Isn't good at small talk

. Doesn't answer the door

. Doesn't like people very much
. Pees with the door open

. Occasionally sleep walks when drinking.

. Stubborn as fuck

Don't fuck with Carolann.

Carolann, I need your opinion on this. You will tell me the truth.

Get me Carolann

Carolann gets kicked out of the pub for doing rollie pollies again.

*door bell goes* Carolann ignores it.

Carolann carried 3 weeks of food shop home herself again.

Carolann, I need your help. I can't tell you what it is, you can never ask me about it later, and we're gonna hurt some people. : Carolann - Who's car are we gonna take?

Carolann has a great arse.

Carolann: So... How do you think the pyramids were built? Do you shave your arsehole? How do you do it?

Carolann, what do you want to drink? Carolann: A pint please

What pod cast are you listening to? Carolann: Joe Rogans

by DoctorDontDoIt January 8, 2024

Carolana

Carolana is the sweetest most beautiful girl in the entire world. She will always help you no matter what and always make you more important than herself. She has the cutest style and will do anything with you. She's not scared to go hit someone and she will always love you no matter what. If you have someone named carolana in your life you are extremely lucky and you need to look after her.

(Friend 1) "Wow who's that chick?"

(Friend 2) "That's Carolana, everyone falls for her she's so nice!"

by lilaggin November 2, 2025