8 ball tuesday 

The rule stating that an 8 ball's advice is only correct on Tuesdays

guy 1: yo this 8 ball just said that I'm losing my house tomorrow
guy 2 : but it's wednesday
guy 1: oh yeah I forgot about 8 ball tuesday

8 ball tuesday by truckjumperdude July 16, 2024

8 Ball Mohammed 

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.

Example 1:
“Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway

8 Ball Mohammed by HorseCoq August 30, 2025

8 Ball of Coke 

(1) 3.5 grams of powdered cocaine.

(2) The action of quite literally drinking a billiard ball filled with Coca-Cola. Created by the Friday Night Funkin' mod, "Jeffy's Endless Aethos."

(1) I HAD AN 8 BALL OF COKE, AND I'M FEELING THE EFFECTS!

(2) I drank an 8 ball of coke today.

8 Ball of Coke by Glitchurr October 10, 2025

Spring Ford 8 ball 

A way of playing the I message game 8 ball where after the game the loser has to give the winner head in the school bathroom. It's becoming very common among the closeted gay highschool community.

Hey bro, are you down for a game of Spring Ford 8 ball?

Spring Ford 8 ball by KEGsuperior March 4, 2022

Magic 8 Ball 

The magic 8 ball is a sphere shaped contraption that has a many sided die in the center which gives answers to many yes or no questions. Inside the Magic 8 Ball is a liquid, which contains a lost soul. This soul is what tells the die what answer to give you.

~Ask the magic 8 ball if we will win our soccer game tonight.
-It says, "My signs point to yes."

Magic 8 Ball by StefenVenn November 5, 2006

Magic 8 Ball Soul

The Magic 8 Ball Soul is the force inside the magic 8 ball that causes the die to show the answer to the questions asked. The soul is obviously a spirit from within a deceased body. This soul is captured and placed in the mysterious black liquid within the Magic 8 Ball. The soul decides what answers to give to whomever asks it a question. It is usually only loyal to the true owner of the 8 Ball.

Don't drop it, the Magic 8 Ball Soul will escape if it is broken.
The soul will take the path of least resistance, which is right into your body.

Magic 8 Ball Soul by stefenvenn December 15, 2006

choking on the 8 ball 

When a team or person collapse towards the end of their game when they had the lead.The term comes from billiards when a person is about to win but can't make the 8 ball in.

The 2004 Yankees were choking on the 8 ball when they were unable to put the Red Sox away.

choking on the 8 ball by Sholom22 June 17, 2006