National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

National Phone sex day

National phone sex day just have phone sex with your partner or someone you are getting it on with tbh I’m just horny

Tristen:yoooo I just had phone sex w this baddie it was the best thing ever I only did it tho cuz it’s National phone sex day

by Italianbaddie August 7, 2025

National Kiss Day

National Kiss Day

National Kiss Day

by idk121221 September 7, 2021

National Chocolate Cake Day

National Chocolate Cake Day is on January 27. On this day you are free to eat as much chocolate cake as you want. Even if it means you might throw up.

“Hey did you hear what todays national holiday is?” “Yea isn’t it national chocolate cake day?”

by iiELL4 April 24, 2021

National Booty pic Day

celebrated on the 5th of September it is a day where the person that tells you its national booty day gets 1 booty pic

Boy: “hey trish its national booty pic day”

girl: “oh alright fine”

by big batty bunda September 5, 2022

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!

Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!

by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023

National Titty Pic Month

When asked every girl MUST send titty pics to whoever asked

Guy: Can you send me a titty pic it’s October

Girl: YA OFC ITS NATIONAL TITTY PIC MONTH

by tittyapreatiater69420 October 9, 2022