screen time bargaining

The amount of screen time you can only obtain by debating with your parents for long periods.

After an hour of Screen Time Bargaining, I finally convinced my parents to let me play video games for an extra hour!

by Emotional Cruiser September 21, 2025

Bungee Time

The opposite of “locked in,” in a goofy and fun mood.

When one has no responsibilities and can let loose.

“John, did you finish your homework?”
“YUPP I’m on BUNGEE TIME now!”

by PreppyPete July 13, 2024

Momma tea time

Is when your Hager old mom is wearing her granny panties doing exercises and yoga all week for a week straight and on the last night she takes her shitty moist under wear and makes you a nice tea.

I was at Dustin's place having a rather unique flavor of momma's tea time it was fantastic. Ever have some of that special tea that called momma tea time at the old Burk place it's kinda weird to drink.

by Pours when it rains December 9, 2023

Time meow

RIGHT FUCKING NOW... but cutely :3

Team leader: Hey First Sergeant wants to see you in his office Time Meow
Private: ah fuck

by esyaboiandrew January 18, 2023

face time

On facebook, leaving random-ass, semi-witty comments on somebody's wall in the unlikely hope that some hot girl on their profile will notice it.

Yo, stop using my wall for face time! She does not like douche bags like you!

by marc_the_legend March 10, 2008

It's Gamer Time

Meant to be said before commiting an act that will most definitely turn your life for the worst, for the enjoyment and entertainment of others.

I'm gonna do a backflip off Scott's roof, It's Gamer Time

by Jessie Marcus September 17, 2019

smart boy time

The period of time after masturbating in witch a man will get depressed or thinks about higher consepts.

After masturbating I can sometimes have smart boy time.

by Datboiwitdaphone August 16, 2020