Soap

To describe a disgusting rat person

That 'person' is the biggest soap.

Ohmygod what a soap!

Ew see what he was doing the soap

by Nonamesssss December 4, 2020

Cottage soap and titties

The two elements loved by mankind. One is soft, squishy, and pillow like, whereas the other one comes from the mere nooks and crannies of a cottage.

He was looking for cottage soap and titties.

by Robyn Sparkles March 13, 2020

Soap

Sexy old age Pensioner

Look at the soap over there, she’s gotta b pushing 70

by Fordy1 May 9, 2024

Willy soap

1. The male version of feminine intimate hygiene products invented by Benji.
2. A soap specially for use on your willy.

"Dude, I have knob cheese, I need to use some willy soap!"

by l-Unicorn October 16, 2008

Soap

Soap is a peace of chemicals that only sinners use.

Jim: I use soap

Karen: SINNER

by Mommasnale October 20, 2019

Speed Soap

Speed soap is a foamy spray soap that you spray on in the shower, for a quick shower.

Speed soap is also quick because it's hair and shaving friendly should you choose to use it for those.

If you are in a super hurry and you happen to be without shaving cream, shampoo, face soap, or hair conditioner, speed soap can fill in just fine. You won't notice any difference. Plus, speed soap is actual soap, not Sodium lauryl sulfate and other un-natural detergents that strip skin, not simply clean it like a real soap.

Hot Mess is the only brand of speed soap that I know of. It's for women. Their slogan says it's for women who want to do more. I can vouch for that!

Get in the shower, get wet, spray the speed soap on your body once, rub it in, rinse it off, and go.

by QuickShowerSherrie August 26, 2013

SOAP

Sweaty Old Age Pensioner

Nan told me she really liked watching the SOAPs on Sunday.

by EatMyBiscuit April 16, 2022