Stuf

Pronounced like „stuff“.
When you say something, which you think makes sense, but someone tells you, that it’s wrong and then you realize, that it’s wrong.

You: „I think, that cheesecake doesn’t have cheese in it. It’s a sweet cake, not a salty one.“
Friend: „It does have cheese in it. It’s just not like a salty gouda cheese.“
You: „...“
You: „Stuf“

by Big Flax Incoming November 9, 2019

Southern Maryland Stuffed Ham

The act of when 2 males are stuffing a SOMD slampig with various foods during sexual intercourse. The SOMD principal of "If it has a hole it has a goal" applies, the bigger the quantity of items stuffed, the better outcome.

Hey bro, I met this 350 pounder at Toots. She said she wanted to try something crazy. I'm on my way to your place with the Buffet Buster Susan to get a Southern Maryland stuffed ham going

by Soup Kitchen Sammy February 4, 2025

stuffed with fluff

Her - stuffed animal stuffing - specifically polar bear stuffed

Him - what the kids are calling it these days - modern sexual innuendo describing a large penis ejaculating deep inside a woman's vagina.

What if I was a polar bear?

I'd probably try to stuff you.

Then you'd be stuffed with fluff

by Polar Bear Pilot December 18, 2022