Dirty Bethany

When a woman collects and inserts spiders into her vagina, covers her breasts in cat vomit and sacrifices a bird to her demonic god all as a ritual to find a partner for a dirty Joshua.

"Dirty Bethany" is when...
Joshua - "Ah fuck what's that smell?!"
Bethany - "Ah right, I left that dead bird on the alter. I was halfway through a Dirty Bethany last night when the spiders started to escape."

by AceOfSpadesUnknown February 16, 2024

pull a bonham

To get so drunk that when you pass out you choke on your own vomit, such as John Bonham of Led Zepplin in 1980. To get so drunk that when you pass out you choke on your own vomit, such as John Bohnam of Led Zeppelin.

Dude - TJ is so drunk he passed out. Turn him over, we don't want him to pull a Bonham.

by Vinoverydrunk March 13, 2015

pull a bonham

To get so drunk that when you pass out you choke on your own vomit, such as John Bonham of Led Zepplin in 1980.

Dude - TJ is so drunk he passed out. Turn him over, we don't want him to pull a Bonham.

by Vinoverydrunk March 19, 2015