fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 19, 2021

fat jabbar

A man who says he is on a diet to loose weight but ends up fatter.

He did a fat jabbar

by whatsupman123 April 27, 2021

Fat snake

A long pile of texts

That is a freakin fat snake up I send up there.

by Batwomannn April 18, 2018

How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.

Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."

by Hym Iam April 10, 2024

Fat swag

When a fat person knows how to dress and knows style.

Yo you that kid got some mad fat swag!

by Ferrari... March 27, 2016

Fat Flapping

The action of getting volatile and angry over a minute and niche thing of something that's praised.

Friend 1: Hey, did you hear about that new Left 4 Dead 2 update?
Friend 2: Yea, I hear it's awesome! Though I did hear one dude complain that the update ruined his mods.
Friend 1: Don't mind him, he's probably just some fat flapping weeb who's upset that his 150 Hatsune Miku mods don't work no more. Let's go play!
Friend 2: Ight, bet!

by D.E.E.M.M.3 September 27, 2020

Fat Pussy

In general context it is a very good thing to "have a fat pussy". The vagina is very tight, very moist, and has exceptionally beauty to look at. Most of not all women stride to ever have a half decent pussy, but all would kill to have a fat one. View Nicole Wood's personal collection to obtain a more realistic image of what all women wish they had.

"Damn baby, you have the fattest pussy (fat pussy)" a nigguh would die for.

by The814Hammer September 9, 2025