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Two Balls and a Bong

Simple, understandable, and uncomplicated.

Taken from SnapCube's Sonic Adventure 2 fandub where Dr. Eggman (Alfred Coleman) is describing his penis in relation to Shadow the Hedgehog's
"That's right, baby! All points, no quills, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong!"
by Umbreon Man May 13, 2020
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Pee is stored in the balls

Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:

pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys

pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman

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remember pee is stored in the balls
by Saint Marcellin Champagnat March 25, 2019
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8 ball of life

An idiom used to except the randomness of life or the chances you take in it.
Wake up and a hooker has stolen your laundry. That's the 8 ball of life.
by Modified3 August 17, 2010
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balls to the wall

BALLS TO THE WALL is a slag term meaning your having sex with a white woman with a less then round posterior.
TREY: So what happend with that chick becky?

RON DOG: She was skinny as hell but i wnet balls to the wall!
by cterry511 August 4, 2007
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Long-ball-ism

A condition that extends the sac holding a mans balls, causing it to stretch and sag. Common in older men who think that swimsuits can be worn as underwear.
No, your underwear are supposed to keep your balls closer to your waist not your knees. I think you have long-ball-ism, or you need new underwear!
by Chilli Fest April 17, 2020
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3 big balls

Yes, sir
Big dick, big dick
Big ol' dick-dick
Three big balls, look like we playing tennis
He got a big dick, I think his name Dennis
I jerk his dick until that nigga finish
His dick big and green, it taste just like spinach
Dudes, dudes, I love when they send me all the nudes
Had to make him nut 'cause his balls were blue
He didn't have a clue
He sliding in-and-out my ass like he's cleaning out gutters
Dick bigger than a stick of butter
Saw that big dick swinging up in the motherfucking hallway
He like me and my friends 'cause we're all gay
We like dick
I like his ass 'cause it's thick
He gon' fuck my butt 'til I shit
And dick is dry, so, I spit on the tip
Four big guys, and they bust on my eyes
They eat my ass just like apple pie
If they keep fucking me like this, I might just die
They pipe my booty 'til I cry
He lick my dick and the cum start dripping
I took a bite out of his ass, it tastes like lemon pepper chicken
He throw me up in the air, my booty flipping
He dug in his balls in my booty like he Scotty Pippen
Met the nigga last night
Then I rode his dick like a bike
He's so thick, he looks like a dyke
But that's okay, 'cause I think his name Mike
Jordan, he fuck me while recording
He sent me butt pic's this morning
Hands down, the greatest nudes I've received
I love when I receive his BBC
these 3 big balls are the biggest balls you've ever fuckin' seen
by pheadl March 31, 2022
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small ball syndrome

A condition suffered by males aged 16-24 caused by lack of testosterone due to small testes, or balls. Symptoms usually include a bossy, superior attitude, uncharacteristically high voices, gay tendencies, and an overwhelming need to show they're better than everyone else. Small Ball Syndrome, or SBS is only treated by hanging out with other SBS sufferers to feel better about their lack of manhood
"Man, that punk can act all bad on the phone, but his squeeky voice betrayed his small ball syndrome"

"Sometimes, I date guys with small ball syndrome because I feel better dating a weak minded man that I can control"
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