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Fart Gobbler

An individual who rgularly inhals and consumer farts of others. They tend to sneak up on unsuspecting victims, position their nostrils just above their cheeks and wait for a the big toot, which they consume entirelly.
Person 1: I REAlLY HATE FART GOBBLERS
Person 2: * gobbles their farts *
by Neverhood84679237 May 17, 2022
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Mixed fart

The noxious substance that fills the space between 2 assholes.
Those assholes made a SICK ASS mixed fart!! /puke
by SkankMaster April 8, 2012
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Fate fart

The greatest sign that two people should be together, is when they fart simultaneously in harmony.
Did you smell that? Jime and Lauren just fate farted.
by Tealybop May 30, 2022
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Fart

A fart is a gassy explosion from the butt. Types of farts are: Silent but deadly, wet and stinky, shart, and 'the bomb'.
I accidentally let out a fart when I bent over in the grocery store.
by Just_A_Crazy_Girl November 4, 2019
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Fart tube

a tube that you insert into your anus to silently and stealthily release farts without alerting anyone throughout the day. invented by an unknown, unhinged, beautiful man in a terrible state of mind.
man 1: Jesus christ whats that utter fucking stench?!?!
man 2: oh thats not me
man 1: thank god its not you
man 1s thoughts: thank god i bought the fart tube
by NyxAalonan August 16, 2023
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fart dieseling

Da embarrassing (or hilarious, depending on who you talk to, and/or whether da emotions-feeler is da "actor" or da "observer") interval of "run-on" dat sometimes occurs following da "main event" --- i.e., yer butt-trumpet keeps on "purrin' like a kitten" for an extended period afterwards, rather than just "saying its piece" and then being done wif it.
In da uproarious "National Baked Bean Month" speech, da formally-dignified speaker experiences a major bout of fart dieseling towards da end, totally goofing up said oration but majorly putting his audience in stitches.
by QuacksO June 12, 2024
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Hack fart

Predictable political viewpoint espoused dogmatically by uninformed trolls
"Why would I care about that guy's hack farts?"
by mattthecoxcomb March 6, 2020
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