Shut up retard

A great way to greet your boss or other superiors

Boss: Hey Mike!
Mike: Shut up retard!

by amoseboolsd September 8, 2023

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shut up

1. A word used to say be quiet when someone is being straight-up annoying.
2. A word used when someone has been proved wrong
3. A lame comeback.

1.
James: Can you stop touching me
Steve: *finger1/2 cm away from james* I'm not touching you.
James: SHUT UP!

2.
Laura: It's spelled B-E-L-I-V-E
Clara: No, it's B-E-L-I-E-V-E
Laura:Google it!
Google:*says Clara is correct*
Clara: I told you!
Laura: Shut up!

by hamilfan_for_life November 30, 2020

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Shut the fuck up

A thing you should probably do if you're told.

Person 1:Bro last night I fucked your...

Person 2:Bro...Shut the fuck up!

by Timmy_0077 March 15, 2020

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Shut your thoughts up

A phrase used do to the pre notion of someone saying something stupid, obnoxious, rude, or negative.

Matt walks in the door with a disgruntled look on his face. Liz is getting the kids ready for bed. The dishes aren't done.

Matt: thinking to himself "why aren't the dishes done?"

Liz:" shut your thoughts up!"

by Shirley Abernathy May 6, 2011

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shut up ring

A shut up ring is an engagement ring given to a partner to get them to shut up or stop pushing for marriage.

Usually the one who gives the ring is the one who is reluctant to get married/engaged, so they provide a ring to the one demanding so they will stop talking about it.

Person 1: "Lisa wanted Jason to propose so badly, but he didn't want marrige yet."

Person 2: "Yeah. I heard he just gave her a shut up ring so they could both be happy."

by ScreamingInPublicRestrooms December 4, 2023

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