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hang dangers

The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!

-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015
mugGet the hang dangersmug.

Nick Danger

A “Nick Danger” is a dude that is jovial, hilarious, stressed out and mysterious. Nick Danger’s tend to have irregularly small hands and short arms, so they may identify as a T- Rex. Nick Danger’s often refer to themselves in the third person by saying the following, “I’m Nick Danger Bitch!”.
Bro, look at this boisterous T-Rex looking ma’fucka, he must think he’s a Nick Danger!
by PKoop May 1, 2022
mugGet the Nick Dangermug.

Dangerous

You know im dangerous so keep yo niggas in the house
by Lo23 June 8, 2023
mugGet the Dangerousmug.

a nigel danger wank

Nigel was in his bedroom and he shouted downstairs, Mum(deceased and rotten) call the fucking police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces. As soon as nigel heard her scream he dropped his trousers and commenced the danger wank. As nigel heard mummy stomp up the stairs nigel knew he had to be quick so he upped the pace, as nigel heard her stumble on the top step, which bought him some time. Unfortunately nigel timed his finish badly. As nigels mum barged through the door armed with a rolling pin nigel chugged all over mummy. nigel spent the evening in A&E with concusion.
by mrs tosser October 6, 2025
mugGet the a nigel danger wankmug.

Danger Parking

The act of backing your car into every single parking space, be it parking lot, side street, or your own driveway. It is called "Danger Parking" because the idea is that if there should be some sort of danger, your car is already faceing the direction you need to go, thereby reducing getaway time.
sean told his roomate he was danger parking in his driveway tonight in case his ex girlfriend decided to pay him a visit
by kkelly09 May 14, 2009
mugGet the Danger Parkingmug.

Stranger danger

Is when you fall asleep with your gf or wife , wake up to a small like leprechaun guy named Dustin cuddling with you and dipping a sucker in your butt hole.
Shit I woke up last night to some guy dipping a sucker in my rectom and my wife was no were to be found all I could think was stranger danger.
by Pours when it rains December 8, 2023
mugGet the Stranger dangermug.

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