pineapple hairs

The green stuff on a pineapple

1. Wow! You have great pineapple hairs on your house Spongebob!

2. Anix likes pineapple hairs

by hayley.ray June 16, 2020

pineapple hairs

pineapple hairs, the green leaf things on a pineapple. as said by popular roblox youtuber ANIX in his video of building the bikini bottom in bloxburg.

“i’m gonna add these green things at the top...what are they even called?? pineapple hairs!”

by Laylaaa__ June 16, 2020

Pineapple Person

a young male who idolizes the youtuber ishowspeed and grows their hair to resemble SpongeBob's house, a ROBLOX bacon hair noob or the child embodiment of the Island Boys. They sometimes pretend to be black but are often 12 year old white kids who play Da Hood on ROBLOX and chase e thots, but they actually pull no bitches.

"dude look at that kid over there, he looks like a pineapple person"

by shark00hunter November 1, 2022

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

pineapple hairs

The leafy things on the top of pineapples,the pineapple hair

Hey can I have a pineapple?Sure but I wanna eat the pineapple hairs.

by ~Anix June 16, 2020

Pineapple Hairs

The leaves on the top of the pineapple.

Before cutting the pineapple, I had to cut off the pineapple hairs first.

by An4nya June 16, 2020

Pineapple Expressed

The state of severe impairment after smoking the marijuana strain Pineapple Express.

"Have you seen Rajid?
"Nah he got pineapple expressed pretty bad on Tuesday, i haven't seen him all week"

by whosischrist May 21, 2018