Someone who is very weird. Although they have some moments of brilliance almost every time they speak everyone in the room gets dumber. You can also use it as an insult. Michael isn’t the brightest bulb on the Hanukkah tree and he normally acts very dumb. If you need some advice on how to lower your grade, IQ, or social status come to him.
by EpicSaxGuy16 October 23, 2019
Get the Michael mug.Michael is the guy who sends you hella mixed signals but you fall for him anyways. His brown eyes make you melt when he stares at you. All the girls want him, and hes nice to everyone. Hes really funny and thats part of the reason you fall. Hes addictive and lovable. If you found yourself a Michael, never let him go babe,
girl 1 : "Bro ask michael if he thinks youre hot lol"
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
girl 2 : "nonono he scares me ! I can't ever tell how he feels about me "
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Get the Michael mug.Michael is a very fat and bald guy. Michael is from Chicago and loves Chicago sports teams. He is also bald
Your being a Michael right now
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Get the Michael mug.Michael is very obsessed with flip-flops. He buys them all the time from Primark and they only cost 90p. He has very gorgeous feet, he toenails hang over his flip-flops. He is always singing to songs on Spotify. He has a high masturbate rate which inflates if he eats steaks.
by harry0101 November 9, 2018
Get the Michael mug.a person with a white face who is open to everyone and hates getting ear rape by people that can't sing. has a special thot spray(how spray) for himself when he knows he has caught the disease.
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