Glocksejador

Someone who wields a glocksejos

Will you be a glocksejador on my behalf?

by Pdiddy_imashankyou February 23, 2009

gock

One who, in looking like a cock, forces others to "gawk" at him/her.

"That kid looks like such a gock"

"Oh look at the gockface on that guy"

by TyloBabe May 18, 2009

GOCK

MAN WITH A GUT BULGE JUST ABOVE HIS COCK MOST NOTICEABLE WHEN HE WEARS A BELT.

LOOK AT THAT GUY'S BODY - HE HAS A GOCK!

by LBOUTME July 28, 2009

Glockenhousen

A mexican sombrero company.

berry worked for the glockenhousen chain

by notAhomo.com August 15, 2009

gracker

the odor produced by fragile objects before they break up

Did you get a gracker reading from the cracker you ate?

by The Hidden From None January 7, 2013

Glock Blocked

Another version of Cock Block. In this case, a man is preventing another man from having sex with a woman by threatning him with a firearm.

Man 1: You even think about doing her, and I will kill you.
Man 2: Ok, ok. No need to Glock Block me man.

-Later-

Woman: Sorry he Glock Blocked you.
Man 2: He seemed the type to be teeming with insecurity issues.

by The_Inlander February 20, 2013

Grack

Another Shoulspeak homonym ... defenitions a) An expression of strong anger (Acronym General Release of Anger Creating Karma) that may have negative consequence. b) A term for seffables by combining the words great+rack or c) a general swear stemmed by stating anger with a sexual blend.

They really started pissing me off, so I gracked at them.

by Ninja in the Disco March 30, 2015