When you smoke a bunch of meth, break your wrist and then use the hand of your broken wrist to jerk yourself off.
"Did you hear about Kris? He got methed up and broke his wrist. Gave himself a good ole stranger danger before going to the hospital."
by VisitorQ87 September 29, 2022
Get the Stranger Dangermug. A nope rope but venumiss
by I want todos May 14, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug. In there's something about Mary Ben Stiller's character misplaced his load on his ear and not his eeiner caught on his zipper trying to get a danger-stroke before Mary showed up for their date
by CynthiaDanger August 19, 2024
Get the Danger-strokemug. Danger noodle also known as Blitz! (goes by he/they) is a transmasc!
He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
He's my serotonin(happiness drug thing) and one of the most important things in my life<3
by nari!<3 October 13, 2021
Get the Danger noodlemug. When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.
Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.
by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021
Get the Danger Poomug. Delicious forbidden ice-cream sold by strange men in the back of white vans possibly made with elicit substances.
Bro: "Got an ice-cream the other day, sold by a man in a white van, it was delicious."
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
Me: "Ahhh yes, one of those Danger Creams, can't trust all those vans you know, never know what its made out of"
by Danger Cream Expert March 14, 2024
Get the Danger Creammug. The tits of a woman, usually at the age of 40 or older that sag to the point that they drag along the ground. Usually they require the use of the infamous "Over the shoulder boulder holders". They can also be referred to as fried eggs hanging from a nail. Usually unassuming and appear large and appealing when clothed but when unleashed they're given away by the classic double thump or " thump thump!" Approach any suspect hang dangers with caution, unless you're into that kinda stuff.
Dude, Joey's mom has a nice rack!
-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
-friend- Yeah, but they're freakin hang dangers man! I totally caught her getting out of the shower and I swear to God she almost tripped over them.
by TheDude41780 March 11, 2015
Get the hang dangersmug.