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John Danger

Best YouTube man on the planet, go sub or Ill choke you with deez nuts.
"John dangers so cool!"
"Right? He's so funny"
by Chaos bb November 24, 2021
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Dangerous

If you genuinely believe you have an immoral soul, murdering you doesn't actually do anything.
Hym "If you actually believed the thing you claim to believe nothing would be 'dangerous' to you. Which means you don't actually believe it. If you actually believed... You would be like me. Your death would be insignificant. Your kids dying would be insignificant. But you don't. The reality is, you're a deranged incest cult and what you're doing to me needs to be stopped. And if I have to murder some kids to do it, then those kids need to die. There's no 2 ways about it."
by Hym Iam June 6, 2024
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Danger Jerkin'

Danger Jerkin' is the act of masturbating while being in a place where you could possibly be exposed or caught by friends or whoever.
"I was Danger Jerkin' in the alley way at night and didn't really expect to see anyone but I liked the idea of possibly getting caught and all of a sudden out of nowhere a homeless man approaches me and catches me in the act."
by publicdangerjerker#1 August 1, 2012
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dangerous

turning me on
your dangerous
by shdhdssw August 23, 2025
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Danger Rub

to rub someones private area in a public place trying not to get caught.
with my burd having a danger rub on the bus.

was in the cinema with the misses and she gave me a bit of a danger rub till i got hard.
by ldanger January 11, 2012
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Dangerous Potato

A dangerous potato is something that lives in some people's stomach, but don't worry too much cause it's usually found in animal's stomachs.
Hey mom. I saw a dangerous potato when I was eating that fish.
by You_are_beautiful June 1, 2021
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Danger noodle

Me: Look at that cute danger noodle
Random stranger: looks at me weirdly

Me: glares at him
by Jenga_tha_danger_noodle November 9, 2020
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