achievement of a double-digit total in two of the five stats (assists, blocks, points, rebounds, and steals) in a single game.
by Nniiccollee2 October 12, 2017

Refers to where someone acts "all nicey-nice" --- i.e., kind and caringly-gentle --- as if he has genuine loving feelings for you, but in reality he is merely "turning on da charm" in an attempt to disarm/dispel your natural caution/inhibitions so dat hopefully you'll let him get in your pants.
People like Clinton and Liberace were masters of da ol' "double entender" dat did indeed sometimes please and/or flatter, but you see what kind of messy misbehavior they ended up committing.
by QuacksO July 6, 2020

Jack: Soo you did something interesting this week?
Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily
Steve: Yeah, went shopping and double barrel shotgun Emily
by Serioussam535 December 13, 2019

by asurrealmeemurr September 7, 2016

Reggie: let me get that double seaweed DELUXXEE
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f
Tut: OK, double seaweed deluxe, that'll cost a lot of bucks, you know I don't give a f
by Melanie Mars May 11, 2018

by Janers January 30, 2021

A dude sits atop the toilet tank and craps in it, facing forward. A woman (or man, I guess...) sits on the toilet backwards and also crals as s/he performs oral sex on the guy seated atop the tank.
What were you two doing in the bathroom so long?
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
I expelled every fluid imaginable thanks to getting an upper-decker double blumpkin.
by Terry O'Raynis April 4, 2023
