shart-back-and-sides

The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.

Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.

by jonnyvonbon June 19, 2024

rattle that back

To have sex with a girl from the back.
To bang a chick doggystyle and roughly.
Smash Box and all you can see is her back.

"Yo sorry I left the club early last night but this girl wanted it bad so i had to bring her home n Rattle that back."
"with that fine body all I wanted to do was rattle that back all night"

by justgotreal89 September 18, 2016

Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming

Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire

by Joe Can Eat Eggs January 11, 2020

It's all back fat

Unnecessary; superfluous

Used to say that something is "too much" or "over the top."

John: Have you seen the decorations that Carrie put up for the party? There's a lot.
Ben: Yeah, it's all back fat.

by PapaSnowMan September 19, 2019

Anthony Back

A recluse person that stays at home and watches cooking shows. Smokes brisket and falls asleep. Eats a lot. Drinks Titos and can’t make u-turns in an RV. Has no sense of humor.

You’re gluttonous like Anthony Back. All you do is watch TV, eat, and drink.

by Mastermind714 December 7, 2022

text-back disorder

When you simply see the message but don't respond and a pattern forms. It becomes more severe.

"I have a bad case of the text-back disorder"

by Modern Day Disorders August 7, 2017

Trampoline Back

Acute lower back pain - usually in unfit adults - arising from jumping on a trampoline

Boy: "Where's Grandad? I want to play with him again."

Mum: "No, he can't. He's in bed in agony with trampoline back after playing with you earlier."

by stowball December 28, 2011