by gib_ September 21, 2021
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Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.
Friend: That's Domitri's Law, every time you have a good day the next day blows in comparison.
by Domitri January 17, 2013
Get the Domitri's Law mug.“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.”
― George Carlin
― George Carlin
by ruralnoob May 5, 2021
Get the Carlin's Law mug.Ferrells law is the theory that any and every conversation will eventually contain some type of Will Ferrell reference. Weather it’s a direct quote or reference to a Will Ferrell movie. The quote does not have to be an exact quote. It can also be a play off of a Will Ferrell quote:
Shawn: We need more beer.
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
Jason: I’ve got a fever! And the only prescription is more beer!
(This is an example of an in-direct application of Ferrells law, because it references a skit that contains Will Ferrell)
Shawn: We have no beer
Jason: You sit on a throne of lies:”!
Benjamin: I actually have more beer.
Jason: You’re my boy Blue!
(This is an example of a direct application of Ferrells Law, because it utilizes direct Will Ferrell quotes)
Any Party:
He’s Gonna do one!
We’re going streaking!
It’s so good! Once it touches your lips it’s so good!
Did we just become best friends? Yep!
There is literally no end to examples
by JRollz5722 September 11, 2019
Get the Ferrells Law mug.Any time you are debating on the internet or offline, someone will inevitably bring up trans people as a talking point.
Similar to Godwin's law, which is a rule of internet discourse re: Hitler. Polly's law is an example of a logical fallacy.
Inspired by twitch streamer PollyPeople.
Similar to Godwin's law, which is a rule of internet discourse re: Hitler. Polly's law is an example of a logical fallacy.
Inspired by twitch streamer PollyPeople.
"Yeah, well okay, you're wrong because you support men using the women's bathroom!"
"Stop invoking Polly's Law. Geez."
"Stop invoking Polly's Law. Geez."
by princessplug June 7, 2022
Get the Polly's Law mug."Because" or "Because I said so" A law invoked when asked the question why, after reasons have already been explained or to altogether avoid a question. More commonly used in the business world as a freebie pass to ignore an annoying person's question. Once used by Chris Brown when questioned by media after his release from detainment in PG County, following an assault on a homosexual male. Other celebrities are also using this term. Origination unknown.
i.e. After explaining a long a long marketing scheme in full detail, Jim asks John(the presenter) a stupid or irrelevant question. John simply responds back " thank you for your question, at this time, I am invoking Cannon Law. Next question"
by dom32 February 2, 2014
Get the Cannon Law mug.This law states that in the case of a dispute the host of the party/gathering gets 2 points per vote while everyone else only gets one.
Well according to Ethan's law there's a 3:2 vote to watch Silicon Valley over Crown since I the wonderful host have 2 points.
by ccthemeatrius March 19, 2021
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