Fort Laramie is a small town in ohio where all the girls will attempt to take your man and try to ruin your life. And the boys are a bunch of simps with there heads in there a**es. When you go there you will have the erge to slap everyone.
by Urmom2070 October 9, 2021
Get the Fort Laramie, Ohiomug. Forte is the coolest guy out there. His name means "strong" and "cool" at the same time. You will madly fall in love with Forte as soon as you get to know him a bit. He is the guy you would spend your entire life with, when you discover how he can master any type of art, from diving and surfing to cooking and drawing. You need to fix anything or you need help with something? You name it, Forte can do it.
He is also extremely handsome and has long eyelashes.
He is also extremely handsome and has long eyelashes.
by albione November 22, 2021
Get the Fortemug. The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019
Get the Fort Fairymug. 
International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
by Mscottie November 29, 2024
Get the Blanket Fort Daymug. by Fort Dave June 1, 2018
Get the Fort Davemug. When your taking the top in the 69 position and you blow ass sludge all over your partners face. The m say version of the horizontal hurricane.
by Horizontal Hurricane May 10, 2018
Get the Fort Worth facialmug.