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Fort Ted

"fort ted"
"..."
"okay"
by wazzcock September 11, 2022
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Fort Builder (of Nature)

A fort builder (of nature) is someone who builds forts/ makeshift huts from natural substances. You can see all sorts of these people on the internet. These people build a small housr from materials like sticks, miss, leaves, mud, etc...
The forest is my home. I just love to spend my free time out in the woods building forts; after all, I'm classified as a Fort Builder (of nature).
by Redonkulous Definitions November 21, 2021
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Forte Junior High

Describing the teens at Forte Junior High, they're all headasses who always have to make drama and be jerks to people they don't even know or talk to. When someone complains about them, they immediately are insulted. When they could just stick to what they consider themselves, as people who "don't give a shit about what others think of them".
They also tend to care more about their football games, then just teaching school. Even the teachers are barely teaching, instead they let the students interrupt them with "Are you going to the game, Ms. ****!?"
And honestly, most of the 8th graders are the only realest kids. When the 7th graders think they're much better, they're worse. Most of the 8th graders there are super genuine and cool.
"Have you been to Forte Junior High? I heard it's lousy."
"Nah, only bitchasses attend FJH. Never."
by frogoth March 11, 2018
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Forte

Forte is the coolest guy out there. His name means "strong" and "cool" at the same time. You will madly fall in love with Forte as soon as you get to know him a bit. He is the guy you would spend your entire life with, when you discover how he can master any type of art, from diving and surfing to cooking and drawing. You need to fix anything or you need help with something? You name it, Forte can do it.
He is also extremely handsome and has long eyelashes.
Girl #1: "Wow, Forte is here!"
Girl #2: "Hey, I saw him first! He is mine!"
by albione November 22, 2021
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Fort Fairy

The official alternate name for Port Perry, ON, a small-minded little shit-hole town on Lake Sludge (aka Scugog) that pretends to be normal, but has several residents that set the pace in being assholes. I lived there for five years of unpleasantness both at home and at school. The assholes, who proudly know who they are, were mainly the always cowardly bullies that attacked from behind and hung out with fellow cowards. Some are still there and lend their special stench to the little town that couldn't (be normal that is). They included mainly the high school drop-outs and some of the so-called teachers in their third-rate schools. Glad to get away from Fort Fairy. P.S. - there are some good people there too, but you have to deal with the scum as well, and they spoil the town and make it ugly. Not recommended as a place to live, unless you're just like them, in which case you'd fit right in. There's bound to be some kids half your size there that you can attack from behind and run away dragging your fat ass behind.
I used to live in Fort Fairy, Ontario, where you have to be a high-school drop-out and full-time cowardly asshole to get along with the locals.
by Alex Mutch January 7, 2019
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Fort Laramie, Ohio

Fort Laramie is a small town in ohio where all the girls will attempt to take your man and try to ruin your life. And the boys are a bunch of simps with there heads in there a**es. When you go there you will have the erge to slap everyone.
" you wanna go to Fort Laramie, Ohio ?"

"Id rather just bully myself"
by Urmom2070 October 9, 2021
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Blanket Fort Day

International Blanket Fort Day - best day to spend time inside and build a multi-room or mansion blanket fort. Use sheets and blankets you have. Sleeping bags and pillows for the floor if needed.
Hey, are you celebrating blanket fort day?
by Mscottie November 29, 2024
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