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type john

sarcastically referring to some event, prior present or future, or referring to an object that is relevant to the situation at hand. similar to "type shit", but used sarcastically or when vulgarity is unacceptable, such as in work or school environments.
"bro i fucking love spaghetti"

"thats some pasta type john"
by Time of my Life February 26, 2026
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Uncle John

An often annoying white liberal who feels the need to kiss the feet of every black person they see. This person my make several online videos constantly talking about how bad the white race is, or they might constantly listen to “conscious rap” like J-Cole and Kendrick Lamar while taking notes on FD Signaler YouTube videos. They read articles written about how it’s a good thing white people will be a minority group one day and how we poison the world. They really really wish they could say the n-word, in the soft-a, “respectful” way. Similar to a White Savior.
Yeah man, I was just hanging out with my African-American bro Jamal and we were discussing how funny The 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘊𝘭𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘚𝘩𝘰𝘸 until a white Uncle John came over and said how the show used black stereotypes and Cleveland was voiced by a white guy… killed the mood
by Mr. Petrov March 4, 2026
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