best friends

people who are very close in a platonic or even romantic way on some occasions.

“wow donatello and wilbur are the best friends”

“theyre like the definition of best friends”

by pieceoflettuce September 2, 2022

A friend of Asnerom

An imaginary person

They're as real as a friend of Asnerom.

by ArsenalFC3000 May 19, 2023

Friends

The thing you don't have.

You have no friends.

by _username_____username February 12, 2019

Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Penis friends

Friends that have seen each others penises on more than one occasion, and thus their friendship has gotten stronger. Once you’re penis friends with someone, nothing you do together involving the penis is considered gay.

Hey did you know that Cameron and Zack were penis friends?

Woah really? They must be real chill

by Invertedguy44 October 15, 2023

Friend

what you call your partner when they come to 'sleep' over at your parents house.

"Hey Mom this is Jake he's the friend staying over"

by itsGoosie January 16, 2021

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be there for you. But at the end of the day, they start gossip and they don’t help you at all. They can be super snobby and rude. they act like they care, but they don’t.

“look at maggie”
“she’s such a fake friend”

by Angelic hair 12 January 9, 2019