The rick friend

A friend that is really smart and talks a lot of shit.

My friend Mason likes eating dick and is the rick friend

by The rick friend May 15, 2024

friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020

best friends

people who are very close in a platonic or even romantic way on some occasions.

“wow donatello and wilbur are the best friends”

“theyre like the definition of best friends”

by pieceoflettuce September 2, 2022

Penguin friend

A rare breed of people who wear red coats and carry penguins as their "members card". They generally worship the cock as their leader/owner but still go back to peck (like a penguin) at their mothers vaginald on most Sunday's as a tradition. They blend into civilisation and look normal to the untrained eye.

Can you see that person over there with the red coat sucking him off? Must be a "penguin friend".

by Cabbage on ferrit March 24, 2011

Real friend

A real friend is someone who’s not gonna joke someone who loves and care for you someone who’s gonna tell you the truth and someone who likes you for you

Jill and Randall went to Jill mom funeral and Randall had things to do and he decided to stay their with Jill Randall is a real friend

by Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee3e3 March 12, 2020

Friends

(friends) are da best thing you could have for a social life like they are they're all the time when you need them amrj

My Friends are nice.

by Rainystarzonfirewithice May 18, 2018

fake friend

a fake friend is someone who pretends to be there for you. But at the end of the day, they start gossip and they don’t help you at all. They can be super snobby and rude. they act like they care, but they don’t.

“look at maggie”
“she’s such a fake friend”

by Angelic hair 12 January 9, 2019