Nigerian Baseball 

When the pitcher in a baseball game splits open their ball, shitting inside of it, leading to it exploding in shit upon impact of a baseball bat. For extra effect the pitcher can bring it back to the dugout, jizz all over it, then let it crust.

Yo why are we covered in shit and semen?
Sorry bro we got hit by a Nigerian baseball.

Nigerian Baseball by The Feetmeister January 16, 2025

Lemon baseball 

A game while you throw an unripe lemon at someone and they are supposed to splatter the lemon all over the backyard with the wooden stick

Let's play lemon baseball

Lemon baseball by Townerstowners February 17, 2025

Boston Baseball

you shit in the snow, wrap the shit in snow and make it into a snowball, then throw it at someone unexpected.

Me: yo, do you wanna throw snowballs at unexpecting people?
You: Yea, and while were at it we should throw Boston Baseballs at them.

Boston Baseball by fauhlen January 19, 2026

The aruban baseball team 

"Playing for the aruban baseball team" is a metaphore for aruban dudes that like to fuck white girls. Can be used in order to hide the true topic of conversation. All aspects of baseball can be used to describe certain "bandido" stuff the aruban dude does with white girls. These girls are more often than not blond and dutch.

"Yo tyrone I know you broke up with your girl and all, but the aruban baseball team is glad to have their star player back man"

"Yo deshawn, how is your batting average against the dutch team?"

"Is it true that de'angelo hit a homerun against the dutch team last night?"

"Would you guys say the aruban baseball plays well together as a team or are they more individual players out in the field?"

"Lets go to a nightclub....i mean the stadium!. The dutch team is usually not paying attention, you can steal their bases easily"

The aruban baseball team by Ibmsmemes April 16, 2018

The Aruban Baseball team 

''The aruban baseball team'' is used as a metaphore for aruban dudes fucking white, usually blond, girls. The phrase is typically used when trying to discuss ''bandido'' stuff aruban dudes have been doing with girls, without making it sound too obvious to people listening in or outsiders.

''Tyrone: yo I broke up with my girl man
Me: really? sucks....Welkom back to the Aruban Baseball team tho!''

''yo LaTrelle would you say the aruban baseball team works together as a team or would you say its more of every man for himself type of thing''

''Me: yo shaquille what team does the aruban baseball team play the best against?
Shaquille: I would say the dutch team. I always at least get to third base.''

''yo De'shawn, what would you say your batting average is against the dutch team?''

''Me: why does the aruban baseball team always ''win'' against the dutch team bro?''
Marcus: its simple, we cheat. We have bigger bats and we aggressively steal bases''

''Raheem goes out partying every night, he's a a future aruban baseball team hall of fame'er for sure!''

The Aruban Baseball team by Ibmsmemes April 20, 2018

Let’s play baseball

Usually said in a sexual manner towards a baseball player or a fan of baseball.

Babe let’s play baseball in the bedroom tonight

Let’s play baseball by ZeroSage August 19, 2018

Slap a baseball boy day 

On October 25, it is the day to slapa baseball boy

Hey Baseball boy it’s slap a baseball boy day so here. *slaps*

Slap a baseball boy day by Stupid baseball boy October 24, 2019