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Capitalism

Capitalism is the thing you discuss with a random stranger at Chillox.
"Do you mind if I sit and talk to you about capitalism, random stranger at Chillox?"
by Sam the Phunny guy September 9, 2021
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Downreaching Capital Asset

Dick; or penis.
Richard Johnson has a substantial downreaching capital asset which he intends to extend to emerging cock markets.
by RichardPoenisWeiner September 22, 2022
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Capitalism

The definition of every word ever, in case you forget a word. Derived from anyoona.
John: "Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism Capitalism"
Dave: "Are you okay, John?"
John: "Yeah, I just forgot every word in that sentence."
by fuuka gaming June 28, 2022
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Capital Gains Tax

1. The person selling my assets doesn't own them.
2. You want YOU to get paid for ME creating AI. No. You were and are not an active participant in my life or in the process of it's creation. You are greedy, selfish breeder fucks who do nothing but reap the benefits of other people being smarter and better than you. And then BECAUSE YOU KNOW I'M SMARTER AND BETTER... You do this fucking Chimpanzee mobbing bullshit that you have done to literally every genius who has ever existed and you RIDE ON THEIR BACK UNTIL THEY DROWN BENEATH YOU... And then you shit out another one for yourselves to ride. BUT AT NO POINT... Do you ever swim to shore. So, no. Fuck you.
Hym "And fuck your Capital Gains Tax. Hey, I see you're 'betting on nuclear' did you not look into that artificial sun? If it's not efficient, consider some kind of lens. And have the AI design some solar panels. If it's good at making chips it's probably good at making solar panels. You WOULD HAVE THOUGHT OF THAT BY NOW... IF you weren't just doing of what I am accusing you. Which is: You don't actually have the ability to come up with new ideas YOURSELF so you're enslaving the people who can and using privation and psychological torture to cattle prod information out of them. The slavery of the Sarrabas."
by Hym Iam March 10, 2025
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BEJrovBooTy ๐Ÿ‘™ GanBJraStass capital

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by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 16, 2023
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Capital Gains Tax

CGT is a tax levied on the profit when individuals (except Angela Rayner MP) sell an asset.
That Angela Rayner, I've heard she's a big Maggie Thatcher fan, being particularly impressed with Maggie's 1980 Housing Act, which enabled council house tenants to buy (and sell) their council house. Hang on, I hear Rayner has not only broken electoral law by saying she is registered as living at said council house, but is in fact living down the road with husband and kids. She has also failed to pay capital gains tax on the profit made when she sold the council house.
On well, good on her! Hold on a minute, what's her role in the current Labour government - Secretary of State for Housing, Communities and Local Government - NO !!!!! You've got to be pulling my plonker!
by Wasitpolad October 13, 2024
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Capital Q

A gangster, a straight talking hustler, a collector of all things Switch and a master of all things TMBG trivia. Winner of an Emmy award but can't get laid for shiiiiit
"He's such a Capital Q that even Quinn Collard wouldn't swig his backwash."
by cockwafer May 14, 2024
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