Taylor Mf Swift

Taylor the mother of all

I love Taylor Mf Swift so much

by biotchslay April 26, 2023

swift akan

Swift akan is a very good player. Some call him THE GOD

"OMG who is this fucking god"
An old man leaves the shadow and says:
"Look, little child. This is Swift Akan"

by Pedro bigno de las vegas February 27, 2017

IX Swift

IX Swift is a player in a game called creative destruction that has no skill

IX Swift is the worst player on team ix

by [e-mail] April 24, 2021

Taylor Swift

the most amazing woman ever. she’s got people through so many things. her music is like a big hug.

“who’s taylor swift”
“the music industry”

by dorothea13 November 2, 2023

Taylor Swift official page

Taylor Swift official page

Taylor Swift official page

by Minah200 August 14, 2023

Taylor Swift

An alleged singer/songwriter who is popular among white women and men with low testosterone. Contrary to popular belief, the rest of us neither know nor care who she has dated or whatever, we hate her because her songs just plain aren't very good. Musically, they're the exact same mass produced dog crap as every other pop star. Lyrically, they're vapid and banal. And yet we have to get ear raped with them everywhere we go on this God forsaken earth, every day of our rotten lives. Also, if you think she has ever written any of her own songs, we will accept cash or check for your brand new bridge. Very little else of her personal life is worth mentioning, except that she has had enough plastic surgery to make Michael Jackson cringe, and she probably has a penis.

Christ on a stick, they blast Taylor Swift on the radio all day and they wonder why so many people shoot up schools.

by Sadie Enward April 22, 2025

Being Swift

When you lie about spending time in Idaho during college and happen to also have no soul.

That ginger is being swift

by Max10 November 28, 2021