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Time-rapist

A time-rapist is the type of social junkie that will seek validation, attention, sympathy, or favors from unsuspecting victims through the false promise of sex, or an implied possibility of physical intimacy.

The time-rapist has a deep disregard for your time and will engage in behaviours such as catfishing, friend-zoning, attention-whoring, or money-grabbing.
I'm not too sure about my date tomorrow night - I get the feeling that my date might be a time-rapist
by vf4d8v1 March 1, 2019
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Murphy's Time

The amount of time allocated to accommodate individuals who tend to experience unforeseen setbacks - as commonly refereed to in Murphy's Law.
We were going to be at the show at 7, but Murphy's Time have Amber and I running about an hour and a half late. We gotta get our lives together.
by Xyrenax October 16, 2025
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Time

Right but YOU control whether or not you're subordinated by time and when.... Because you make your own schedule. OTHER PEOPLE, on the other hand, are subordinated by you. You decide THEIR schedule. You're subordinated by YOURSELF and THEY are subordinated by YOU.
Nerd "I DESERVE to be a neurotic little Chronos! I'm the decider of time! I wake up at 5 am so EVERYONE SHOULD HAVE TO! I am the sun around which your life revolves."

Hym "Please tell me you're a time God... Please... I would love to kill a Chronos."
by Hym Iam July 18, 2023
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face time pooping

when your taking a shit and you call someone on facetime just to let them know you are taking a shit and were thinking about them. maybe showing them your junk, or even the turd
i was face time pooping last night and no one would answer their phone
by lokoking83 June 24, 2011
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you're gonna have a bad time

If you hear this specific line, you are FUCKED!
Cody: "So...what did you want to say to me again?"
Scarlett: "I...um..."
Sans: "heh, hey kid, you're gonna have a bad time."
by 7568ino January 1, 2024
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Time fapping

The act of masturbating while having a lit explosive in the anus.
-"His asshole is really bloody today". -"Yeah, looks like he lost a time fapping sesh".
by Jack_Daniels_3572 February 19, 2025
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Te Anau Time

1. When someone has more daylight hours in the day than they can use

2. When there is so much to see and do. You need Te Anau time to do it.
3. A popular phrase referring to slowing down and going with the flow in New Zealand. A play on “Island Time

It came into popular lexicon when Te Anau, New Zealand declared it was going to create its own timezone as it had so much daylight.
"You’re on Te Anau Time now mate."
by Don Daylight September 22, 2021
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