No one will ever believe you

Used by Bill Murray when facing common people. Seems like his catchphrase.

“Don’t bother telling anyone our conversation, no one will ever believe you.”

by diddi April 5, 2012

One for the stink and two for the pink

the act of inserting one finger into a girl's ass (the stink) and two into a girl's pussy (the pink)

One for the stink and two for the pink

by Hmmmm May 12, 2004

One Eight Life Crisis

You are considered to have a "One Eight Life Crisis" when you have had a nervous breakdown between the ages of 10 and 20

"I'm having a Nervous Breakdown"
"But you're only in high-school!"

by Mandielanious May 12, 2004

Air-Force One

A member of the black community, obsessed with Air-Force One shoes, who cannot seem to keep a hold of his/her Air-Force One medallions.

Sean: Hey Steve.
Steve: Yeah?
Sean: Found another Air-Force One.
Steve: lolniggerzLOLrolf
Sean: Yeah man, seriously.

by manupod April 10, 2008

2 guys one sandbox

The most painful video about a guy getting a dildo shuved in the head of his dick

Jack"go watch 2 guys one sandbox"
Jim"okay!*watches video"
Jim cries for the next two days thinking about it.

by 666jackass666 June 30, 2016

Love Plus One

I, I went off to the right
Without saying good goodbye
Where does it go from here?

Is it down to the lake I fear?

Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Ay ay ay ay ay ah

Then I call
Ring, ring, ring, ring

La la love plus one
Ring, ring, ring, ring
When I call love

Give love some soul
If I may be quite so bold
Where does it go from here?

Is it down to the lake I fear?

Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Ay ay ay ay ay ah

Then I call
Ring, ring, ring, ring
La la love plus one
Ring, ring, ring, ring
When I call love
Love plus one

by Death Menace February 4, 2023

One True Media

One True Media is a video maker and editing software that was used to make every single YouTube video from 2008-2011

*Clicks on video made in 2008*
"Oh look, it's made from one true media!'

by Spoonks May 9, 2020