TWO FRESH JAYZ is a reference to two graffiti writers and and a duo of (cannabis) smugglers. In the 90's, 2 FRESH JAYS became a household name amongst cannabis aficionados and suppliers, moving products from West coast to East Coast. TWO FRESH JAYZ referred to the celebrity duo of D-Jay and J-Pop, who were known for moving some of the finest ganja from Humboldt County and Oakland, CA to the boroughs of New York City through the use of train cars and graffiti writing to communicate through code to evade law enforcement.
by Loki707 November 20, 2023
Get the 2 FRESH JAYZmug. Technoprude is already defined but this is a much more fitting definition. This pertains to advancements in technology and people from older generations who refuse to accept that technology does indeed advance and the companies behind it are not trying to screw the customer, like some might think.
Technoprude: One who refuses to use, accept and/or embrace new technology.
Technoprude: One who refuses to use, accept and/or embrace new technology.
technoprude v.2
People who refuse to upgrade to Windows 7 because they think that XP is still good enough even though Microsoft stopped supporting it, are technoprudes.
When the local cable company gives you 100 free HD channels but you don't get them because you think that the cable company is trying to screw you by making you pay 5 extra bucks per month for a decoder box, you are a technopude.
You get mad because the local cable company is switching to all digital and you have to get a box in order to watch TV, you are a technoprude. Who uses analog anymore?
Your ISP triples the amount of bandwidth you get and you get pissed because you don't want to buy a new cable modem. You are a technoprude.
You continue to use your 11 year old computer because as long as you can still get your email you don't need to buy a new computer. You will probably call your ISP naughty names when they stop supporting your 11 year old computer because it still "works just fine" even though it takes 30 minutes to boot. Yea, you're a technoprude.
If you still have dial-up internet, you're a technoprude.
The list goes on forever.
People who refuse to upgrade to Windows 7 because they think that XP is still good enough even though Microsoft stopped supporting it, are technoprudes.
When the local cable company gives you 100 free HD channels but you don't get them because you think that the cable company is trying to screw you by making you pay 5 extra bucks per month for a decoder box, you are a technopude.
You get mad because the local cable company is switching to all digital and you have to get a box in order to watch TV, you are a technoprude. Who uses analog anymore?
Your ISP triples the amount of bandwidth you get and you get pissed because you don't want to buy a new cable modem. You are a technoprude.
You continue to use your 11 year old computer because as long as you can still get your email you don't need to buy a new computer. You will probably call your ISP naughty names when they stop supporting your 11 year old computer because it still "works just fine" even though it takes 30 minutes to boot. Yea, you're a technoprude.
If you still have dial-up internet, you're a technoprude.
The list goes on forever.
by notatechnoprude September 9, 2011
Get the technoprude v.2mug. When youre so bored that you take a typewriter and punch in the keys according to mechanism order from right to left
=#2/1/-;p.0lo,9kim8jun7hyb6gtv5frc4dex3swz2aqz1 im bored
by Adolf in the bat November 14, 2023
Get the =#2/1/-;p.0lo,9kim8jun7hyb6gtv5frc4dex3swz2aqz1mug. by Cryptdog April 23, 2019
Get the 1 inch 2 inchmug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
Get the <.7.6.7.6.>Submarine - 2-Octave Subharmonic Generator Plugin For Fucks Off Sakeryluboti<.7.9.6.7.>mug. 7 Av express train that goes from Flatbush Av Brooklyn College in Brooklyn to Wakefield 241 Street in the Bronx. Has a total of 71 stations and it is one of the fastest trains in NYC and it is kind of faster than the 3 train (sometimes passing Canal Street slowly as hell and sometimes stopping in the middle of nowhere before it touches Chambers Street.
"There is a downtown express 2 train to Flatbush Av-Brooklyn College, approaching the station, please stand away from the platform edge."
by TheMiguelitoGod1000 July 28, 2024
Get the 2 trainmug. by lava2spewge September 26, 2025
Get the 2 weekermug.