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Bowyer nonce

A special type of nonce.
A Bowyer nonce is a nonce that’ll go for lonely little kids called Jared that only walks to specified locations,
When a Bowyer nonce finds a Jared he simply does a very cliche move (Scream at them whilst wiggling their cock in their hand) to get their attention and then gives them a two footed challenge to the acl and start slapping their face with their cock whilst making tribal screeching and then anally penetrate the victim until it realeases itself all over the kid whilst making Roblox death noises.
Jared: I was walking in the park today and I was confronted by a Bowyer nonce, I was petrified, tbf he looks like you.

Mr Hilton: *Gets nervous*

Jared: ... WAIT A MINU....

Mr Hilton: *Bowyer nonce tribal screech*
by ExSkii May 8, 2018
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Nonce

Alfie Gibbs / known to go out with younger children / all his girlfriends who are usually under 13 when’s he’s 15 say he’s not a nonce but he’s touched them up twice
Nonce haters:“Alfie your a fucking nonce

Alfie’s girlfriend :” he’s only three years older than me!”
by NonceHater123 March 14, 2018
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batty nonce

When ur mother procesed to walk in the room fart in u face half way through slapping your salami then ur mum throws peperoniat ur cock saying take this salami peperoni for the win
My perforemed a batty nonce to me last night, im scared
by Batty nonce May 10, 2018
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Nonce

Someone whos stepdad is a priest and they also have curly hair
Your a right nonce
by ADAMMETCALFE123 March 17, 2018
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Nonce

This is from UK Slang, and it means "Not of Normal Criminal element", a paedophile just so you know, a lot of English people use it and sometimes say it to their mates. You don't really want to be called it, so yeah, just watch out :)
"Person 1: That Jimmy Saville bloke was a right nonce, disgusting man"
"Person 2: He was!"
by PluginUK March 3, 2017
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murder nonce

"Did you hear about that 54 year old man who killed an 8 year old girl?"
"Oh yeah, he was a right murder nonce"
by ~hlumi January 22, 2018
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Nonce

Pedophile. Someone who likes to touch kids
Jack said: TOM HANN GO PLAY HOPSCOTCH IN THE RAILWAY YOU NONCE!
by Everyone at skinners January 31, 2018
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