Bryan

He looks like an arrangement of ugly things; purple minion, Rumpelstiltskin, baby grinch, and un ratooooon. He's mommy's favorite. He's so far up her ass that he was born with some shit on his ears. He has beef with the tooth fairy so she took all his teeth. He's bilingual thanks to his brothers, he speaks English and fatass. His hobby is eating while watching spy ninjas on mommy's phone.

Bryan is so annoying.

by ChiquieMami February 3, 2022

Bryan’s luck

When someone has very very VERY bad luck in everything.

Wow how did you lose you must have Bryan’s luck.

by Queenslayslay June 9, 2018

Bryan

He is so blind he doesn’t see what he needs is right infront of him. He misses hints thrown at him so you can say it directly , he has met the love of his life already he is just focused on games not realizing.

“Wow did you see bryan and his ex??! He’s got a good one!”

by 4ktayl June 18, 2023

Bryan

A good basketball player ,that always gets hurt for no reason Like wtf.

A synonym for the word hurt is bryan.

by Gangsquadd January 25, 2017

Bryan Edward Gunawan

Bryan Edward Gunawan is a good person, hard to love people, but if he loves someone he will not let go, this person is so funny

who are you
I'm Bryan Edward Gunawan

by FartBlob123 December 6, 2022

Bryan

So basically a kid with a huge dick...

person 1: so you with Bryan now, good luck

by totally_not_a_cop May 15, 2019

bryan han

Bryan han loves the song we don’t talk about Bruno. He also has an obsession with cucumbers. Bryan han’s gamer tag is def sneakycucumberboy.

cute-cumber.

Wow is that Bryan Han? He’s such a sneakycucumberboy
💚

by Cucumber cucumber cucumber April 12, 2022