Sally stood up in the bath and turbo flossed her under carriage sending suds into the air .She sat down to rinse off and placed the bath flannel on the side.Much to her shock her husband Pete ran off holding the garment close to his nostrils whilst loudly inhaling."Come back here you dirty old flannel-sniffer" screamed Sally.
by lanny-b September 20, 2023
Get the Flannel-Sniffermug. Noun-Someone who has Down syndrome or acts like it
by FEDEX8004 February 8, 2025
Get the Downy Sniffermug. someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with anal. usually the male would insert the penis but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
by euan murray April 11, 2016
Get the melon sniffermug. by BrianMcGowen January 25, 2019
Get the Pickle Sniffermug. by chiaruko July 1, 2022
Get the poopy sniffermug. Dude 1: I spent the night with sally and she semelled her underwear to see if they were clean.
Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
Dude 2: wait so she’s a dirty sniffer
by Dirtysniffer January 27, 2019
Get the Dirty sniffermug. Man I'm such a mattress sniffer, last night I hid under the bed with my wife's tampons so she had no choice but to leak her red gushing goodness everywhere
by StretchyRaff November 29, 2016
Get the mattress sniffermug.