Diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication, from the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

my friend: what do you like?
me: diktology
my friend: omg dik suker u study diks
me: no, dikt comes from the greek word diktyo, which means network or web.
my friend: u study the web?
me: yes, more specifically web browsers
my friend: so youre a diktologist?
me: yes but not formally cuz its impossible to get graduated on that
my friend: so you like web browsers?
me: yes

by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

diktology

The study of web browsers, including their development, design, functionality, and impact on internet use and communication; From the Greek "δίκτυο" (diktyo), meaning "network" or "web," and the suffix "-logy," meaning "the study of."

someone: what are you
me: diktologist, i like diktology
someone: u study dicks!!
me: no, web browsers
someone: ok
me: bye
someone: i will commit suicide
me: ok bye
someone: bye

by a random wild white aardvark April 7, 2023

dingobingo

A person who says they know what they're doing, but it's completely the opposite.

Bro he said he knew the assignment, turns out he was a complete dingobingo.

by ayodingobango May 8, 2023

dingo syndrome

When you've woken up next to someone you shagged the night before, and they're so awful you'd rather chew your own arm off (like a dingo in a trap) than wake them up to leave.

Mate, they were so ugly I had dingo syndrome the next morning.

by See Through Faded June 27, 2023

dgntof

dont give no type of fuck

“ that’s why your boyfriend cheated on you ”

“ girl idgntof ”

by kayymariee July 28, 2023

Dinco

Someone with an abnormally small penis.

My ex was an absolute dinco!

by DincoMan August 10, 2023

Diatomaceous

Rad, devilishly noble, defiantly chill, in a lit and sort of earthy way. A diatomaceous person would never march 2 by two with the ants. Really anything that is sick as hell.

Person 1: you have some sweet pants, friend.
Person 2: I made them, they are inspired by my love for train hopping and gardening.
Person 1: that’s awesome. Diatomaceous even!

by robi1taxi July 21, 2024