Nonce

The most versatile word in England can be used in any context.

That josh kid don’t like chips he’s a nonce

That sonny bloke loves kids he’s a nonce

Gary puts his milk in before a teabag he’s a nonce

Or your mate you find funny insulting so you call them a stinky nonce

by Shovelboy123 March 1, 2021

Nonce

Someone overage who likes someone underage.

“Who is the nonce”
“Gylfi Sigurosson

by Alkus January 23, 2022

nonce

someone who goes for a younger sexually

Harry Bell was noncey towards his brothers friends

by esrghjkg,hhf January 11, 2020

Nonce

A sket who touches kids

Nonce: hi how are ya

Person: NONCE ALERT

by Himyweaveisgone March 18, 2019

Turbo nonce

Nonce means pedophile and turbo makes it more insulting

Mark Attwood on X is a turbo nonce

by MemeClips March 23, 2024

Alexander James Nonce Westcott

alex is the coolest g (stands for gangsta just to clarify) around. he makes all the biggest willy muscle men hide their girlfriends when he walks out the house otherwise they would want him instead!

person 1: ever heard of the myth ‘alexander james nonce westcott’
person 2: ah yes isn’t he like the coolest ever person!

by jjackparryy December 27, 2022

Nonce

what you become after doing HSLA with small children

Lorn you're such a nonce

by queenllama the 2nd December 6, 2020