Bachelor Pad

When you poop on the toilet seat and then sit on it.

Be careful of the upstairs bathroom, Jordan left some bachelor pads on the seat.

by JordanBreeding May 11, 2024

a pad

smells like a fish taco. yum

damn gurl, your a pad smells like a fish taco

by koktopussy November 15, 2020

Pad

Gamaei

-Wx autos einai o Pad
-Nai
-Gamaei

by Gxmespad November 20, 2021

Shabang Pad

Noun

A conjoining of the words "Shabang" and "Bang pad" to reference a bang pad of superior capacity and diversity in it amenities.

Hey Kyle, where you heading tonight?

Nowhere special John just Max's Shabang Pad!

by 2theMAX the Stair Fax July 27, 2022

Matchelor Pad

A house you live in with your bae

You: Hi bb see you at the matchelor pad
Your baby: hi bb see you soon

by War turtle July 30, 2021

lily padding

When a digestively unstable person places down pre-deuce tp to catch their handiwork above the water to leave for all to see.

we have a secret office cretan lily padding the office toilet every morning at 7am to let everyone know whos boss.

by thevictim1 March 10, 2025

puppy pad

a slur for discord members who get pissed on by the moderators

dude dunky is such a puppy pad

by TheFakeFew July 3, 2025