by yourmommadoes March 6, 2020
Get the single till I crinklemug. by yomommapoopiebaka August 2, 2022
Get the National Single People Daymug. The term used in an organization that is commonplace for no apparent reason to explain why leadership only designates ONE person in the whole organization to be the Point of Contact to be able to fix something that is broken. When this is person or entity isn't available the whole organization - or the specific people affected by the problem are at the mercy of this person returning to work to solve the problem. Single Point of Failure or SPOF is commonly used with another term known as FUBAR - (Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition) because no professional organization would allow a Single Point of Failure to exist.
I'm sorry but we can't fix your computer today because we have a Single Point of Failure (SPOF) in that department. Pay no attention to the man behind the green curtain - he can't fix your computer - the only person who can do that isn't here today. You might want to try and click your heels together and say three times - "there's no place like home - there's no place like home - because if you were at home your internet service provider has an entire staff that is interchangeable and capable of completing most any IT-related task.
by smesc2002 January 13, 2022
Get the Single Point of Failure (SPOF)mug. A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.
Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan
by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018
Get the Why am I single?mug. When you mistaken the urban dictionary (a very very time wasting website) as the google search engine and you type this sentence because you want to find something it doesn't have.
A person: i think i'm going to search is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*
Urban dictionary: YOU ARE BANNED FOR TRYING TO FIND SOMETHING WE DON"T HAVE!!!
A person: *Faint*
by 08yu March 21, 2020
Get the is there a single word not on the urban dictionary?mug. I love watching Abella Danger getting anal fucked. GOD WHAT THE FUCK ARE WITH THESE ADS
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!
HOT RUSSIAN SINGLES IN YOUR AREA!!!
by WeedEater69 July 23, 2021
Get the Hot Russian Singles In Your Areamug. An ad you get while in school searching on here instead of working. Yeah that's right, I caught you. Get back to work.
Person 1: Hey dude, what is that ad?
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
Person 2: Single women dating over 50..?
Person 1: Lol you could use that.
Person 2: Fuck you. I'm not that old.
by I worship jerethy, our saviour April 11, 2022
Get the Single women dating over 50mug.